eau de nerd for females

If it smells like perfume, that's because it is.

A clean, refreshing, uplifting scent with notes of jasmine and carnations

If it smells as though you are being airbrushed into a somber and monochromatic existence... if it smells like a celebrity was overpaid to read to you from an inane, over-written script... if it smells like an unlikely romantic adventure that necessitates wind-swept hair and narration by a raspy-voiced European... we'll have to revisit our formula.

ingredients: fragrance, water.

DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE PRODUCT, WE ARE UNABLE TO ACCEPT RETURNS. ALL SALES ARE FINAL.