eau de nerd for males

If it smells like cologne, that's because it is.

A subtle yet rich woodsy scent with floral notes and a touch a mint.

If it smells like throngs of beautiful, pouting models caressing your washboard abs while finding shelter from the rain in some vague but exotic locale... if it smells like triumph in a pick-up game among questionably picturesque comrades... if it smells like sexual escapades in conspicuously poor lighting conditions with an ominous, nondescript hard rock musical track... we'll have to revisit our formula.

ingredients: fragrance, water.

DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE PRODUCT, WE ARE UNABLE TO ACCEPT RETURNS. ALL SALES ARE FINAL.